Bill Windsor is proud to be introducing a new book — Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7. It’s May 11, 2015 — 5:30 pm Mountain Time.
This nightly update is published to let folks know William M. Windsor is still “free”... and to share stories of what’s happening in his battle with corruption in Montana, Idaho, and Texas. There’s some funny stuff in here tonight, so please read and enjoy.
This is the manuscript that William M. Windsor, Joshua Hooker, and Alex Gibson wrote as they spent 35 days together in the Ada County Jail in Boise Idaho!
Bob Barker & Me: Life in Cell Block 7 is the first to be completed of three books that William M. Windsor worked on during his 134 days in The Cooler. Bill is really proud of the work. It’s a witty book with a serious message about judicial corruption and problems with the penal system.
The book features short stories by Bill Windsor and funny poetry by Joshua Hooker and Alex Gibson. The book is Rated R as it was written in jailhouse language. To say there are a lot of F words in the book would be a gross understatement. The beginning of the book has a WARNING page about the expletives not deleted. The book has other unusual aspects to it, such as a Glossary at the start of the book. Jail life is filled with terms that mean nothing to those who haven’t had the experience. Lots of acronyms. So, terms like ChoMo, Panter, pass, hole, pole, sperm surfer, and the like are all explained right up front. The book has Chapter 1 Bill W’s Story…but it isn’t the first chapter. You have to be an alcoholic or know one well to understand this. Bill W(indsor) doesn’t drink, but as Chapter 1 of the Alcoholics Anonymous Book is Bill W’s Story, the guys couldn’t resist.
Some of the chapter titles are Bob Barker & Me; Code Brown; I need a Pole; Eat, Drink, Pee, Poo; Grievance to Nowhere; Seven Day Soup; Fresh Meat; My Bin Runneth Over; Commissary Heaven; She’d be a 3 on the Outside, but She’s an 8 to Me; Family…What Family; Money on My Books; Death by Fart; Flossless in Boise; $5 Staple; Gonads & Strike; Plea No Bargain; Yes, I’m a Public Pretender; Tightie Whities for a Week; Showering with Strangers Shi**ing with Friends; and many that Bill Windsor would rather not have printed here because they are quite foul in name.
The book will initially be sold on amazon.com. When it hits the New York Times Best Seller List, it will surely be sold in bricks and mortar bookstores, too. The cover of the book has a bright yellow banner at the top that proclaims “Over 9 Million Copies Sold.” In tiny type beneath “Sold,” it says “in our dreams.” The website will be www.BobBarkerAndMe.com.
If you haven’t had the pleasure of spending time in The Stockade, you are probably wondering about Bob Barker. The word in every jail is that THE Bob Barker of The Price is Right happens to be by far the largest supplier of products used in jails and prisons! But, as with many things that you hear in jail, it isn’t THE Bob Barker, it’s A Bob Barker from Apex, North Carolina. He’s seen the movie Happy Gilmore, but that is as close as he has been to THE Bob Barker as best we know.
The drawing for Bill Windsor’s jury pool was at 10:00 am today. Gayle Johnston clicked her mouse, and 100 names filled the screen. Bill attended in hopes that it would help the process be fair — apparently a rare event for someone to insist on seeing the “drawing.” The Pre-Trial Hearing is May 22, and the Trial is scheduled for June 22-24, 2015. William M. Windsor is representing himself. Some say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Bill Windsor says: “A man who represents himself has an attorney he can afford.”
William M. Windsor reports that he has had an extremely productive day. FedEx Kinko’s at 9:00 am; Missoula County Courthouse at 10:00; Office of the Clerk of the Missoula County Courts at 10:30; Office of the Clerk of the Missoula County Justice Court at 11:00; Main Street Barbershop at 11:3o; Office of the Clerk of the Missoula Municipal Court at 12:00; P&P Nail Salon at 12:30; post office at 1:30; then non-stop computer action ever since.
Bill hadn’t had a haircut in 81 days. Bushy is the word. The barber has Parkinson’s Disease. Seriously. Bill says he was shaking so badly that he could’t even imagine what might happen. His comb was like a lawnmower blade. When the barber took his razor to Bill’s unruly eyebrows, Bill said all he could do was close his eyes and hope for the best. He still had eyebrows when he opened his eyes. His nose was missing, but Parky said it will grow back. Bill Windsor would never think of getting up and leaving after seeing the man shaking like a washing machine on an uneven floor. It was a hair-raising experience, but Bill Windsor says he was shocked to see that he got a really great haircut. No idea how, but it appears that Parky the Parkinson’s Barber knows how to control it.
So, you may be wondering about P & P Nail Salon. Yes, real men do get mani pedis. Sierra worked wonders. Bill Windsor went 60-some-odd-years without ever having a mani pedi, but his ex-wife talked him into accompanying her one day, and he now goes about once a year. He says it’s like getting a new pair of feet. Bill had two toenails badly mangled from the wrong size shoe being given to him in the Ellis County Jail. Medicare wouldn’t cover a podiatrist, so Sierra did her thing at a fraction of the cost. After Parky the Barber, Bill was quite apprehensive about Sierra. She spoke ENGLISH! Bill asked if she trained in Viet Nam, Korea, China, or The Phillipines. She laughed and assured him that she got her training right there in Missoula Montana. Bill Windsor promised Sierra and Parky autogaphed copies of his Wanted Poster.
William M. Windsor’s new address is PO Box 16181, Missoula, Montana 59808. Keep them cards and letters comin’ in.
A TalkShoe show will soon be scheduled. Just as soon as Bill Windsor gets a lot of printing done. Bill Windsor needs help on typing and legal research. firstname.lastname@example.org. He can’t pay a lot, but Cheryl has provided a budget for this help. $12 an hour. Judge James A. Haynes has made William M. Windsor’s pre-trial tasks virtually impossible.
Lawless America. That’s where we live.
Bill Windsor set out to film a movie exposing government, judicial, and law enforcement corruption. He traveled to every state (except Alaska), and he filmed over 750 stories of corruption and has thousands more who wanted to be filmed. Evil people, some working for various government entities and committing crimes, set out to destroy Bill Windsor and the movie, Lawless America. Bill Windsor has been defamed online in the largest case of defamation in U.S. history. His life has been threatened many times. A UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA EMPLOYEE, Sean Boushie, attempted to murder Bill Windsor. Sean Boushie then falsely claimed that Bill stalked him, threatened him with a gun, and a host of other lies. Corrupt courts gave Sean Boushie a Temporary Order of Protection. It expired on September 16, 2013, but corrupt Montana and Texas folks pretended it still existed, and a bench warrant was issued for unsuspecting Bill.
Bill Windsor was put into the Ellis County Texas Jail illegally for 53 days as a political prisoner — held for extradition. William M. Windsor was then unlawfully held in the Ada County Idaho Jail for 35 days and then illegally handed over to two Missoula County Montana Sheriff’s Deputies on March 25, 2015. He was held there for 46 days (a grand total of 134 days behind bars). He escaped (on bond) at 11:30 am on May 9, 2015.
The State of Montana has filed five criminal charges against William M. Windsor for sending a Tweet, publishing the UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA EMPLOYEE‘s name (the would-be killer Sean Boushie) four times, sending a legal notice email to a University of Montana attorney, and filming the movie and the pilot for a TV show that will expose Montana as the most corrupt state in the country. “Law enforcement” had LawlessAmerica.com removed from the Internet. This website contains over 1,400 articles exposing corruption. Bill Windsor worked with a friendly offshore hosting company to return the website to the Internet outside the clutches of American evildoers. He wasn’t so lucky when Facebook removed the movie page falsely claiming it promoted nudity, pornography, and solicitation of sex … or when AT&T canceled the email that he used on everything related to the movie for years falsely claiming he violated their Terms of Service.
Bill Windsor will continue to have a short article published every morning and every night so you will know he is still as “free” as one can be in Lawless America. That’s where we live.
IF YOU HAVEN’T READ WHAT THE JOEYISALITTLEKID GANG DID TO BILL WINDSOR AS OF OCTOBER 24, 2014, THIS MAKES FOR SOME SICKENING READING: http://joeyisalittlekidlawsuit.com/?page_id=33
For more information, see:
Ellis County Texas — Ellis County Texas Corruption — Ellis County Texas District Attorney Patrick Wilson — Ellis County Texas Jail — Ellis County Texas Judge Bob Carroll — Ellis County Mafia — Ellis County Texas Sheriff Johnny Brown, Missoula County Judge John W. Larson, Allie Overstreet — American Mothers Political Party — Betsi Bixby — Brandy Owen — Brannon Bridge — Brenda Williamson — Carrie Walters — Casey P. Hargrove — Cheryl Sosby — Claudine Dombrowski — Clyde Hargrove — Connie Bedwell — Curtis W. Butler — Dale Trowbridge — David Hargrove –Deanna Kloostra — Deborah Parks — Diane Gochin — Gail Lakritz — Hargrove Real Estate — Jay Hoskins — Jennifer Dotson — Kathy A. Carroll — KC Hargrove — Kellie McDougald — Kimberly Wigglesworth — Kinley Hardin — L Wilson — Lorraine Tipton — Loryn Ryder — Madeline Hargrove — Mark Supanich — Mary Bagnaschi — Megan Van Zelfden — Melanie White — Michelle Stilipec — Morgan Hargrove — Nancy Rolfe — Renee Harrington — Sam Round — Shannon Miller — Shonda Hargrove — Sid Wallingford Gray — Stacy Emerson — Trinity Baker
Contact Bill Windsor at Pro-Seemail@example.com – www.LawlessAmerica.com — www.facebook.com/billwindsor1 – www.youtube.com/lawlessamerica — www.imdb.com/title/tt2337260/ — www.LawlessAmerica.org — www.twitter.com/lawlessamerica — www.BillWindsor.com
If you don’t know the story of Bill Windsor‘s illegal incarceration, please read it. Part 1 is the background to the story. Part 2 discusses when Bill Windsor was handcuffed and taken to jail from a hearing in a civil suit that he filed against the people who have viciously defamed him in what is the largest case of defamation in U.S. history. Part 3 details early days in jail and attempts to get someone/anyone to help; the conspiracy to keep William M. Windsor in jail begins to come to light. Part 4covers events from November 26, 2014 through December 2, 2014 as the corruption of Judge Bob Carroll erupts in full bloom. Part 5 introduces Ellis County Texas District Attorney Patrick Wilson as a corrupt district attorney. Part 6 leads to a December 19, 2014 at which Bill Windsor was ordered released by Judge Cindy Ermatinger. Bill Windsor was never arrested, just illegally incarcerated for 53 days — a political prisoner!
If you want to reach Bill Windsor, his home address is 5013 S Louise Ave #1134, Sioux Falls, SD 57108. That mail gets forwarded to him once a week. His email is Pro-Sefirstname.lastname@example.org. His phone is currently confidential, but it is not answered; messages are checked by dialing in to Verizon from a state far, far away, and Bill receives an email with the name, number, and one sentence summary of each message.
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