Rule #1: LIE; Rule #2: Lie Some More; Rule #3: Deny Constitutional Rights; Rule #4: Ignore the Law; Rule #5: Cite Invalid Law; Rule #6: Ignore the Facts; Rule #7: Ignore Issues; Rule #8: Say Nothing in Orders; Rule #9: Dismiss Cases or Grant Summary Judgment; Rule #10: Refuse to Disqualify Yourself; Rule #11: Violate Your Oath of Office and the Code of Judicial Conduct; Rule #12: Conceal Evidence; Rule #13: Tamper with Evidence; Rule #14: Order Monetary Sanctions Against Parties You Want to Damage; Rule #15: Violate and Ignore the Rules of Civil Procedure; Rule #16: Automatically Rule against Certain Classes of People; Rule #17: Order Monetary Sanctions Against Parties You Want to Sanction; Rule #18: Conspire with Fellow Judges and Judicial Employees; Rule #19: Allow Perjury; Rule #20: Deny Hearings; Rule #21: Practice Simulated Litigation; Rule #22: Deny Jury Trials; Rule #23: Don’t Publish Improper Orders; Rule #24: Deny Right to Obtain Discovery; Rule #25: Deny Right to File Actions; Rule #26: Order a Disfavored Party to Appear in Person When You Know They Can’t; Rule #27: Bring in a Judge from Another County to Serve as Your Executioner; Rule #28: Communicate with Court Employees, Attorneys, Judges, Law Enforcement, Government Agencies, and Others Unlawfully; Rule #29: Deny In Forma Pauperis Status; Rule #30: Simply Do Nothing.