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Bob Barker And Me Book Preview – The Felony Flu by Joshua P. Hooker.
Bill Windsor received a letter from Joshua Hooker, his former Idaho cellmate and co-author of Bob Barker And Me: Life in Cell Block 7.
Inside were two additional poems for the book…
One of my discoveries from my visits to three jails in three states is that most of the men in jail are there because they have an illness — addiction to drugs or alcohol. 90% of the people in jail or prison are there for victimless crimes. 100% of the men I met were drug users.
In this poem by Joshua Hooker, he addresses this issue in his own special way:
The Felony Flu
Woke up one morning, a bit under the weather,
And I went to the Bar, because birds of a feather.
I got a bit too drunk and committed a crime,
Who knew getting crunk would score you some time?
Itās my first offense and my last one I swear
An accident it was, not like they care.
But now that theyāve got me, Iāll never be free.
Because Iāve got a terminal case of felon-y.
I donāt break the law, and I do as Iām told,
But Iāve got an illness, worse than the cold.
My illness is mental, its roots they run deep,
Iām an addict of sorts, my lifeās in a heep.
Whoodathunk itās contagious, who knew you could catch it?
And when in its late stages,
Makes a man wicked and wretched.
For a murderer and rapist, forgiveness is yours.
But itās the drunks and the addicts,
Who are at fault for our wars.
Lewd and lacivious, can be rehabilitated,
But to have an addiction means your soul must be jaded.
The system will claim us, rotten to the core.
Makes our cases famous, and finds us dead on the floor.
A disease from which we suffer, that destroys and that daunts,
Damaging our friends and our lovers, a life no one wants.
Every drink that I take, theyāll throw me in jail,
And try as I might, I always fail.
My addictionās a disease, I donāt know what to do,
The systems donāt care,
Itās the Felony Flu.
Bob Barker And Me: Life in Cell Block 7 will soon be available on Amazon.com. It features short stories by Bill Windsor and poems by Joshua Hooker and Alex Gibson. Most of the book is humorous, but always with a strong message about judicial and law enforcement dishonesty and corruption.
More information and comments are available on Bill Windsor’s Facebook Page.
Lawless America. That’s where we live.
Bill Windsor set out to film a movie exposing government, judicial, and law enforcement corruption. He traveled to every state (except Alaska), and he filmed over 750 stories of corruption and has thousands more who wanted to be filmed. Evil people, some working for various government entities and committing crimes, set out to destroy Bill Windsor and the movie, Lawless America. Bill Windsor has been defamed online in the largest case of defamation in U.S. history. His life has been threatened many times. A UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA EMPLOYEE, Sean Boushie, attempted to murder Bill Windsor. Sean Boushie then falsely claimed that Bill stalked him, threatened him with a gun, and a host of other lies. Corrupt courts gave Sean Boushie a Temporary Order of Protection. It expired on September 16, 2013, but corrupt Montana and Texas folks pretended it still existed, and a bench warrant was issued for unsuspecting Bill.
Bill Windsor was put into the Ellis County Texas Jail illegally for 53 days as a political prisoner — held for extradition. William M. Windsor was then unlawfully held in the Ada County Idaho Jail for 35 days and then illegally handed over to two Missoula County Montana Sheriff’s Deputies on March 25, 2015. He was held there for 46 days (a grand total of 134 days behind bars). He escaped (on bond) at 11:30 am on May 9, 2015.
The State of Montana has filed five criminal charges against William M. Windsor for sending a Tweet, publishing the UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA EMPLOYEE‘s name (the would-be killer Sean Boushie) four times, sending a legal notice email to a University of Montana attorney, and filming the movie and the pilot for a TV show that will expose Montana as the most corrupt state in the country. āLaw enforcementā had LawlessAmerica.com removed from the Internet. This website contains over 1,400 articles exposing corruption. Bill Windsor worked with a friendly offshore hosting company to return the website to the Internet outside the clutches of American evildoers. He wasn’t so lucky when Facebook removed the movie page falsely claiming it promoted nudity, pornography, and solicitation of sex … or when AT&T canceled the email that he used on everything related to the movie for years falsely claiming he violated their Terms of Service.
If you want to reach Bill Windsor, his home address is 100 East Oak Terrace Drive, Unit B3, Leesburg, Florida 34748. His email is windsorinmontana@yahoo.com.
For the Lawless America videos, see www.YouTube.com/lawlessamerica. Bill Windsor’s Facebook page is www.facebook.com/billwindsor1
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